Vern, the self-styled 'outlaw film critic', is known to millions for his hilarious reviews on the Ain't It Cool News website, and is described by Hellboy director Guillermo Del Toro as equal parts Hell's Angels and Pauline Kael...a national treasure!Now Vern unleashes his magnum opus: an in-depth study of the world's only aikido instructor turned movie star, director, writer, blues guitarist, and energy drink inventor - the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his guest appearance on Channel 4's Friday Night Project, his entire career is covered in Vern's inimitable style.As Vern himself puts it, Seagalogy is a book that will shake the very foundations of film criticism, break their wrists and then throw them through a window.